Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.
Man who kiss girl's behind get crack in face.
Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag.
Woman who fly air plane up-side down, have big crack up!
When lady says no, she mean maybe. When lady say maybe, she mean yes. When lady say yes, she no lady
Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
He who sniffs coke drowns.
Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons
Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick all gone.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more!
Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up than man run with pants down.
Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy.
He who lives in glass house dresses in basement.
Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who date flat-chested girl have good reason to feel low-down.
Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap may get bust in mouth.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

Blond Jokes